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Friday, March 3rd, 2006

Virginia Schools Win Christian Poster Dispute

Oh, the humanity!
A picture of George Washington praying at Valley Forge?
BANZHAMMER LOLOL

Yes, let's go hiding the parts of history we don't like!
It's fun! It's a family project! It protects your kids.

You realize they essentially censored George Washington?

:bored:

Protected: H'Uru? hahaha

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

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Europe wants to rule the world (again).

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

This following rant has been brought to you by ME, with the express purpose of... getting stuff off my mind. But if, for some reason, you couldn't tear your eyes away from this post, and you get horrifically steamed and overall angry at me for writing this, then tough tamales, dudes and dudettes. If you start hating me over what will follow, then I will not miss your company... because my real friends wouldn't let it come between us, and would, only with utmost care and respect, attempt to poke holes in what I think, heheh. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Hoho, that's right! We Americans are stupid, ignorant morons who have no ghastly idea how the rest of the world works. We pretty much go "hey! taking over this country sounds like fun! let's try it!". We blatantly ignore other country's citizens when they whine about our politicians. After all, we need to listen and consider what all these other countries say, because they need an equal opportunity to have their voices heard, since it's just fair... somehow. In some odd way. Maybe.

Are they, in some weird, distorted way, somehow telling us that they submit to our nation? You realize the only way to affect our government in such a way is to become a citizen. Are you a citizen now?

But, yeah. We're such a new country. Only about 300 years old. We've won a few wars, lost a few wars. Helped save Europe's butt a few times from the evil dictators they let get too strong. You realize we have the knack of minding our own business until someone comes along and gives us a poke, right? We didn't even actively join (and, dare I say, finish) World War II until Japan attacked.

When everything's so fine and dandy... and some random disaster comes up, everyone comes begging at our feet, asking for aid. But we have to fend for ourselves when things happen to us... I see it as rather... odd, don't you? We're like... the big brother (as in family-brother, not all-knowing government) that's supposed to help everybody. But if something happens (such as our "unfounded war"), we're very suddenly the stupid gargantuan country who enjoys bullying everyone.
I'm the first-born. I know how this works. :P

All you regular citizen joe people in all these random countries with names other than "United States of America" just need to button up your blabbermouth and shut up for a change. If you've got something to say besides "Aaah! You're so stupid! We can do it better!" (you know, as in... maybe an idea on how to do it better) then I, for one, would be happy to listen.

Whining is for babies, and you're definately showing your true colors. ...and NO! I'm not whining, because I'm American! So take that! If Europeans are allowed know how to run the world, then we're allowed to never whine.