The first day with Barack Obama as the official President of the United States of America and I can already feel the love the Democrats promised would happen the moment we call him President Obama. After all, for the last eight years, the only reason anyone hated us was because of Bush, right? Once we root that tyrant out of the office, everything will return to normal!

Let's see... Uhm, let's look at how Iran is reacting!

Ouch! Is that a photo of Obama? Why, yes it is. And they're burning it, in case you didn't notice the flames. Right next to photos of Bush. Yes, indeed! Iran loves America now that Obama is our President! Oh, they've also switched their chants from "death to Bush" to "death to Obama." Iran sure does have a strange way of showing its love for America:

"Obama's is the hand of Satan in a new sleeve", explained Hossein Shariatmadari. "The Great Satan now has a black face". His words have weight because he speaks for Ayatollah Khamenei, the man who makes the big decisions in Iran; on foreign policy and all matters nuclear.

Then we have everyone's favorite terrorist dictator: Hugo Chavez. What did he think of President Bush? In September 2006, he was next in line to speak at the United Nations after Bush left the podium and he remarked that he could still smell the sulfur. Whether he considered Bush to actually be Satan or to just confer with Satan, we'll probably never know. What does he think of Obama? Apparently the exact same thing. He said Obama's stench is like that of Bush's. (For those of you liberals who still cling to the false notion that FOX is biased against Democrats, there's a link to your favorite Washington Post that says the same thing... The catch is that I'm going to make you go through FOX's site to get it! For you blind bats our there, the link is at the bottom of the article.)

Ouch! Yeah, I'm really seeing the love there, too. Weren't all these people supposed to become our friends after Bush left? After all, they were supposed to hate Bush, not America and its principles. Just Bush. Hmm. Something's up... How could this have happened? Did the Democrats lie to us? Nooo... Why would they ever do something like that? The Democrats? LIE TO GET THEIR WAY? Unthinkable!

But hey, at least the inauguration went smooth, aye? Oops... It didn't. The Immaculate Messiah has managed to add himself to the extremely tiny list of Presidents who have actually messed up the Oath of Office. Good show! You'd think that two people (the Messiah supposedly being one of the greatest intellects and orators alive) could memorize 35 words. 35 words. Something so vitally important as the line you repeat to actually become the President of the United States and he managed to chop it up. Here, for a future President's sake, I will post the line so you can memorize it in the 2 months you have after actually being elected before actually having to say it:

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

There. Print this out, put it on your cell phone (or iPod, if you're so in tune with the youth as Obama is), or on a note card, or, heck, tell your wife to ask you to repeat it at random times during the day. Could you imagine what would have happened if Bush had done this? Of course, the Democrats say, Obama is only human! It's an honest mistake! HAHAHA! For the entire campaign, you've been turning the man into a god and now you say "he's only human." Perfect. Absolutely perfect. There's a reason we conservatives call him "The Messiah", and it's not because we think he's the Messiah.

But let me welcome the Lord Messiah Barack Obama to the office of the President of the United States of America! May you come to handle the adversity and unpopular image we hold abroad and even with ourselves with the same cool dignity that the last President handled it all with. (In other words, I HOPE YOU EXPERIENCE EXACTLY WHAT REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS! Ahem.)

Quick note: I hope everyone comes to realize that the reason our enemies hate us is not because of who we have in office, but because of what we stand for: THE CONSTITUTION. Why did they hate Bush? Because he swore the Oath of Office to protect and defend the Constitution. Why do they hate Obama? Because he (barely) swore the Oath of Office to protect and defend the Constitution. It's not rocket science! But it does seem to me that the simplest explanation and solution is always the last thing the Democrats think of. I think that's the very definition of "lack of common sense", if you ask me.

America's enemies hate America because... THEY HATE AMERICA!

UPDATE 1: By the way, I totally forgot to mention that the link to the schmooze piece about Obama's iPod is from Chicago Sun-Times. Oh yeah, my Early Edition obsession has finally influenced my political commentary! How totally awesome is that?

We all know Nanci Pelosi's sermon about Republican corruption in Congress and how the Democrats will take control and make everything better... Yeah. It was a "great day" when Democrats finally wrested control back from the horrible, horrible Republicans. And then, of course, we get great legislature like banning incandescent lightbulbs and the 800 billion dollar (counting earmarks) "economic stabilization act" that nobody wanted. (How is that economic stabilization going, eh, Democrats? The stock market seems to be doing really well... And what about all those banks? The automotive industry? Rock solid now? We told you it wouldn't work.)

Well, we got something in the mail a couple days ago. It started off with "we're all concerned with consume safety" and insinuated that there were new laws and regulations that were going to impact us. Great, this ought to be good. Mind you, this is a company trying to sell their goods. I mean, look at the thing they're trying to sell... It's supposedly a sort of gun that will sample the material of whatever you point it at:

That's right! The answer is just a click away! Let's open the thing up, shall we?

More exciting photos of the gun in action, it seems. It looks like it's supposed to check for lead levels? What? Look over there on the left. See it? "What are the highlights of the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008 and what do they mean to you?" Oh boy. What did the Democrat controlled Congress do this time without telling us? "What are your responsibilities as a provider of child-accessible items?" Woah-woah-woah. Hold up. What does this CPSIA thing actually do? Or, better yet, the question to ask with any Democrat controlled law is to ask "how bad is this for us?" Not "is this bad", but "HOW bad", because there's no doubt that anything that Congress does is going to be bad, period. Here's another telling explanation:

"On August 14, 2008, the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act was signed into law, setting NEW RESTRICTIONS on permissible levels of lead in child-accessible products. VERIFICATION AND TESTING are imperitive to PROTECT OUR CHILDREN from lead poisoning and to reduce the risk associated with distributing lead-containing products." Take it at face value, folks... It gets better. Of course there are restrictions, that's what Democrats think governments are supposed to do. They also pull out the always laughable reason: It's for the children! Right, how many times have I heard the jokes fly when the government uses an excuse like that? Let's not give a Democrat Congress a free pass.

The date, August 14, 2008, gave me a place to start digging up the legislation. It didn't take me long to find it. It's called H.R. 4040: Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008, introduced by... Can you guess? A Democrat from Illinois. Oh, how appropriate. You can read up on it at the Consumer Product Safety Commission site, if you want, too. So what does this entail, exactly? Well, to be perfectly honest, when you sell (or resell) anything designed for children under the age of 12, you HAVE to test for lead or you'll be subject to huge fines and prison time. We're talking garage sales, here... We're talking Goodwill. Some are even saying you can't GIVE your stuff away without testing. And because I mentioned Goodwill, you might be thinking clothes. Wrong. Everything! Literally anything and everything designed for children under 12 is subject to this stupid, stupid law. Bikes, beds, hats, books, Legos, stuffed animals, you name it, it's required that you test. There's a great expose write-up on Forbes about it, too... I would highly suggest you read it to get a break down of exactly what this is going to do to our already hurting economy. Further proof that Democrats have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

How do you test? Well, the legislature never says, but seeing as how I got a handy brochure from a company that specializes in screening, I'd say Congress had an idea who might be handling that. I don't know about you, but the whole thing reeks of corporate lobbying and a "culture of corruption" that continues to engulf Congress even when Democrats have had a majority large enough to block or pass anything they've wanted since 2006. My gut tells me that a certain Thermo Fisher Scientific was partially involved in the drafting of this bill... Especially when they seem perfectly designed to handle just this type of problem.

Talk about a serious overreaction to the lead paint from China. Heaven forbid we reprimand China and threaten our trade status. No, no, no, it's not China's fault at all... They were only the ones who BUILT the things. No, it was the American outlets who were at fault for not testing the stuff before selling it! Yeah! That's it, exactly! It's the huge, evil, capitalist corporations like Wal-Mart who dared sell tainted goods to the innocent children. Heck, while we're at it, let's use this legislature to smack down everyone who exchanges childrens goods for money! Yeah! We can make everyone from the Wal-Mart managers to the local clothing reseller check for lead poisoning! I mean, it's only painted things from China that were contaminated, but what other excuse do we need to further squash the capitalist endeavors of this country?

Republicans: Striving to mandate that everyone can prosper equally.
Democrats: Striving to mandate that everyone must suffer equally.

Welcome to Democrat America! All hail the messiah! Obama, Obama!

Thank you, President Bush, for keeping this country safe in the aftermath of September 11, 2001; the first attack on American soil since December 7, 1941. That very same day, people were crying out for the government to retaliate against those who would dare try to shake our American ideals. People were angry because the government seemed to take its time to formulate a response. But you knew what you were doing. You got the full support of Congress and set into motion a massive plan to crush anyone directly and indirectly responsible for killing American citizens. The primary responsibility for a government is to protect and guarantee the safety of its citizens, and you did that.

Then, as Americans are quick to do in their luxurious lifestyle, we got complacent. We felt safe again. At first, everyone agreed with our military response to crush the terrorists, wherever they may be. But slowly, and yet shockingly fast, the media and the people started doubting your intentions. They started to forget what it felt like on September 12, 2001 and the doubts grew into disapproval... Disapproval turned into conspiracy theories and blind hate for what you were doing to the "poor terrorists". The outspoken liberal fanatics who care not for the safety of their own country began accusing you of murdering "innocent Iraqi civilians" for nothing but oil. They began to accuse you of murdering "innocent American soldiers" (brave men and women who volunteered to serve the United States of American in a military capacity and to follow orders given by those in charge) in a campaign of personal gain. But you knew what you were doing.

I didn't agree with everything you proposed, especially in regards to the economy and government spending, but I knew you had every intention of keeping us safe, and I supported every military action taken abroad. Because of your sheer determination not to succumb to those poor fools who think the best action to take is to run, hide, and wait for the enemy to come to you, you took the fight to the enemy's homeland and utterly crushed them. In the process, Iraq is a true free democracy as we speak and they are so much better off. Because of your determination in face of crushing opposition and negative press from the amazingly biased mainstream media, we have not had a single terrorist attack on American soil in almost 8 years since the World Trade Center was destroyed. You knew what you were doing and you knew what was best for us.

Because of you, the Iraq War has more or less concluded. There are still more terrorists to root out in other theaters of combat, but Iraq has been secured and the Iraqi government has decided, on their own, on a time table for slowly removing American military aid so they can step up and defend themselves. If we had retreated when the spineless liberals had wanted to, Iraq would be devoid of military aid right now. There would be a demolished government and a power vacuum where Saddam Hussein once was and Iraq would have fallen into so much more of a disarray than it was when under a dictatorship. By keeping to your convictions in spite of overwhelming hate, not only did you secure our safety by taking the fight to the terrorists, but you gave Iraq a true taste of freedom.

I realize that you didn't do all this single-handedly, but all it would have taken was a pen stroke and all of this would have ended years ago had you done what was the popular decision and retreated. Your own approval rating is the worst since we even started recording approval ratings, and you could have decided that it wasn't worth the devastating public image to continue the fight. You could have even decided to listen just to teach us all a lesson as to what the terrorists would do if they weren't concentrated in their own countries. You sacrificed public image to keep us safe, and I feel confident that, in the future, when all the hysterical liberal sensationalism has worn off and people's minds are clear enough to truely think, people will look back and see a President who didn't cave to overwhelming opposition to guarantee the safety of this country.

You are as much of a hero as everyone else in this war. Because of you, the Lord Messiah Barack Obama has nothing to do but "mop up" in Afghanistan. To be honest, we all know that he would never have been able to handle the political stress of something like this, and would definitely have not been able to stand up in the face of the colossal amount of pessimism and hate against his very character and being. They didn't just hate your policies, they hated YOU because of your policies.

So thank you. I never worried about a terrorist setting off a bomb in Indianapolis or Chicago or the air force base a half hour north of here. I personally hate to see you go, because I honestly fear for my safety now that those deranged liberals have gained control over everything. I honestly do. But to you, President George W. Bush, I thank you for keeping everyone safe for a grueling 8 years of war against terrorism. (Boy, won't those liberals be shocked when they see you willingly transfer the office! I mean, how many times have I seen liberals talk about how you're so power-hungry that you'd declare martial law and prevent the elections from even happening? Yeah... They're THAT deranged.)

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Comments are disabled. Why? Because I don't want to hear the ignorant spew from liberals who are too blinded with hate and "Bush Derangement Syndrome" to listen to any reason whatsoever. You make me sick, and while I do seriously fear for the stability and safety of this country in the next 4 years, part of me deeply wishes that you get to experience EXACTLY what you've been asking for this whole time. I also look forward to hearing how you liberals will demand that we respect the President now that it's one you love while miraculously ignoring the attitude you've had for the last 8 years. Oh, you know it's coming. I've already seen it. Absolutely despicable. You really do make me sick.

More StumbleUpon goodness! Not like they can filter that stuff, eh? The more I vote up the sites that make fun of liberals, the more I get! If I have to hear biased news, I might as well get the bias for conservatism, aye? Well, here's some nice stuff I found:

Obamunism t-shirts from a place called Conch Tees. Finally, a practical use for that horrible Web 2.0-like logo we keep seeing plastered all over everything. Looks like it was designed for this very thing, wouldn't you agree? I think it fits.

And then, of course, there are all those political satire comics... You know the ones that enjoy drawing President Bush with huge ears? They seem to be a hit with the liberals. Well, get a load of this one from IDB Editorials! I mean, hey, with as huge as Obama's ears are, and as much as that guy stutters around and can't form a coherent sentence without the word "uhm", there should be plenty of decent comics in coming months! Biden doesn't look half bad, either!

Then, from the Cafepress stores for The Conservative Post, we have a few great lines for shirts! One of them is a clever mock of the tired old "don't blame me, I voted for Kerry" quotes: "Don't blame me, I voted for Palin." Seriously, man. I didn't vote for black skin, and I didn't vote for the lesser of two evils, I voted for Sarah Palin. There's another shirt, too: "Change: It's all you have left." How terrible accurate. Change? Change what? Oh, you don't know? Obama never said? Okay.

And finally, the cream of the crop: 21 Ways to be a good Democrat. This brilliant piece includes rules such as "you have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand" and "you have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution" and "you have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House." Good stuff there. Sure to make a liberal seethe. But, then again, it doesn't take much to do that, does it?

I mean, I got people commenting on my last post where I talk about Wikipedia being biased. I didn't let them through, because I don't feel like letting those kinds of people say something right now. I can understand the random traveler posting a comment, and I usually (not always) let those through, but I can see your IPs and names and email addresses... I'm a smart cookie. You don't earn points when you regularly show up and list of bunch of shallow points in an effort to prove a point. Seriously, if I wasn't busy that night and simply erased the comments, I would have systematically answered them and said things like "calling yourself an 'Evangelical Christian' doesn't mean much these days, but I'm glad your college dean says he is, but I know of lots of people who claim to be Christians and are nothing close, so you'll forgive me for not caring if your dean encourages use of Wikipedia, since, for all I know, he could have called himself a Christian and voted for Obama at the same time." I hope you don't think that I'm going to take everything Christians say at face value just because they say their Christian. I mean, heck, it doesn't help that the commentor is a liberal, either! Hah! My own preacher could say that Wikipedia isn't biased and I wouldn't believe him...

I guess these comments fall under rule 20 of ways to be a good Democrat: "You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy." They can't help but try to tell me how absolutely wrong I am... Like Rush Limbaugh told a caller today, if you can keep your sanity, it's great fun arguing with a liberal. Their entire argument for everything hinges on emotion, and if you can keep that in check, then they succumb to the emotions they're trying to trap you in. (Usually anger.)

Anyway... Sleep calls. In the meantime, go make a liberal angry! It's fun! Trust me.

So now you Democrats have what you want... A Democrat controlled Congress with a Democrat President on the horizon. Hope and change is around the corner! Oh yeah! The stock markets continue to plummet, AIG demands a second, far larger bail out that Congress is allowing, American Express successfully petitions to be classified as a bank so they have easier access to government bail outs, and those responsible for the collapse of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are all in charge of taking government money and giving it to people who made horrific business decisions (with encouragement from the Democrat government) so that nobody is able to learn from their mistakes so that they won't repeat the mistakes in their next endeavor. In addition to all that, where does the money for the bail outs come from? Why, where all the money for the government comes from! YOU! And what they can't take from you, they'll borrow from countries that definitely don't have our best interests in mind and forever drive our national debt higher and higher! What a bright, bright future! All hail the messiah! But just watch them... They'll still somehow manage to blame Bush and the Republicans in a year or two, despite the fact that they've been a minority voice since 2006 and that anything that does or does not pass since 2006 could have been changed solely by the Democrats.

And after all this time of preaching about how the government should "listen to the people" when it comes to things they want to push... When the people speak out against something the liberals don't want, suddenly, they need the courts to get involved and repeal the votes of the people. (Please refer to developments surrounding Proposition 8 in California which, if you haven't heard already, banned homosexual marriages.) You bet... When it comes to these types of things and they think there's a good chance that the people will support it, they scream and holler about how the Republicans are shoving off their morals on everyone by ignoring the majority, but when the very same majority essentially destroys everything a liberal minority has been working for? You suddenly hear no shouts to listen to the people. No, you hear shouts for the government and court systems to step in and overrule the people.

Government overruling people? Courts overruling people? Proposition 8 amended the California constitution to ban gay marriage... But the liberals, ever the sore losers, are still trying to get the courts to say the proposition is unconstitutional. They want to call their constitution unconstitutional... Excuse me? Something being "constitutional" isn't some interpretive idea that's floating around in everyone's mind... Something being "constitutional" is simply what ever is written or not written in the Constitution. Period. If gay marriage is banned in the constitution, you cannot claim it's unconstitutional. It's hilariously stupid!

I just want to say, right now, for those of you who'd say "yeah, well, if they constitutionally allowed gay marriage, you'd be outraged, too". Yeah, I probably would... But first, let me say a couple things. First? I expected California to allow gay marriage... I really did. They're probably the most liberal state in the country. I was extraordinarily pleased when I heard it passed. Unexpected! Second? I'm a conservative... You all know this. Because of that, I was rooting for McCain/Palin. They lost... Badly, when you take electoral votes. As you can see, I am not filling my blog with incredibly vulgar expletives pasted 500 times over... I'm not rioting in the streets of downtown Los Angeles. The majority of Americans felt they wanted Obama as their next president... Even if there was every reason for McCain to ask for a recount in the close states, he didn't. He conceded. It's over, and I'm not bitter. Scared out of my mind, but I have always believed that the way this country elects government officials has been the single best way to run a country and I still think the process works brilliantly.

But Obama isn't even a president yet... He's pretty much nothing right now. He's "President-Elect". He has no power at the moment and he can't do anything. He's not Constitutionally allowed to do anything until Inauguration Day. But he hasn't even done anything yet and we already have a glimpse of what the next four years is going to bring us. A complete and total economic failure due to an increasing amount of bail outs, tax hikes and wealth redistribution that encourages nobody to get off their butt and create new wealth in a time of economic recession and threat of depression. A complete and total override of the peoples' voice, which could and should be considered a treasonous disregard for the government limits placed in the Constitution, when the courts declare gay marriage legal in all states. Obama's going to reduce the size and power of our military like Clinton did... In addition that, Obama said himself that no military has maintained its supremacy in an economic downturn. He's going to wreck the economy AND cut funding in a time where Russia and Iran are both building strength.

What a bright, bright future, indeed! I am so glad we have the Democrats to lead us! Where are the conservatives when you need them? Wake up, Republicans! Centrism is a lie! The Democrats work down the party lines and you're the only ones trying to walk down the middle... Who are people going to vote for? A Democrat or someone who's pretending to be a Democrat? Someone who keeps pushing the same ideas or someone who flip flops more times than a fish out of water? Someone you know is going to react a certain way in any decision or someone who's not going to know how to respond until the crisis rears its ugly head? Take a look at the election! Conservatism never lost where it was up for a vote... True conservatism, that is. Things like gay marriage bans... Rejecting global warming intiatives... True conservative governors and representatives and senators! America is lost for the next 4 years if all this is a foreshadow of things to come, and it IS! We need to rebuild the conservative base and roar back onto the scene with a second Ronald Reagan who will have the guts and strength to clean up the socialist liberal economic mess that will be left behind after an Obama administration. It's rallying time!

So there was this high school in an area I won't disclose... Every year, each of the clubs would have fundraisers to help them prepare for the coming semester. Everyone did it and it was really no big deal, but there were to clubs, the Drama Club and the Chess Club, who would always raise funds at the same time and decided to race to see who could get the most money in a month. Each club would go out into the community and go door-to-door in an effort to raise their money...

The Chess Club always had somewhat of an advantage, because their members were always a bit more intellectual than the Drama Club. It's members had a high success rate once they left high school and went to college and, on the average, landed nice, secure jobs and they were very well off. The Drama Club, on the other hand, was not, on average, quite so well off, so they were consistently plagued with a slower income rate simply because they didn't have support of adults who used to participate in these fundraisers in the past. So the Drama Club was always calling for a different way of raising money... Instead of going into the community and asking all the adults, they wanted to ask just the other kids for money. They kept this call up for a while and the Chess Club was never really interested, but this year? Both clubs announced, in public, that they would both ask for money only from folks who were 18 years and younger. There would be a limit, too, on how much someone could give all at once, so nobody could go to the rich person's house and get a huge bunch of money all at once.

So! The clubs went out and started their fundraiser with the usual gusto! The Chess Club had won the last few years and they were looking to keep the winning streak going... They still went to the houses they knew were better off, but they only asked for money from the kids and not the parents. One of the fathers actually tried to give money like he did every year, but the Chess Club was quite adamant about keeping their promise. They would only accept money from kids 18 years and younger, and they could only give $30. "Alright," the father said, "But that's now how we did it when I was in the Chess Club. Part of our fundraiser was having the connections to the money... It's how it works in the real life, too." But even when tempted, the Chess Club wasn't going to break their promise. Soon enough, everyone was making a big deal about the agreement the clubs had made and everyone commended them on their efforts to make the race more fair.

Then there was the Drama Club. They didn't have the connections that the Chess Club had, but with the new rules, finding kids who wanted to depart with 20 or 30 bucks was easy to find. It was so much easier for them to stay in the race... They knew they had a chance this time. While they were at someone's house, they learned that the kid's uncle had come into a nice amount of money and was interested in helping the Drama Club out, since he was also a part of the club when he was young and knew what it was like to lose to the Chess Club. He tried to offer them money, but they declined, so he tried giving money to his nephew, but it turns out that he had already given the club 10 dollars. "Okay," the uncle said, "How about I give money to my son and he gives you the money. Would that work?" The Drama Club was against the idea at first, but it didn't take long for the uncle to convince them that they deserved to win after so long. In addition to giving his son the money to give the club, he presented the idea that he would give them a few transactions of 10 dollars... It would take a little longer to get the money, but maybe nobody would notice such small amounts.

So that's what the Drama Club started doing. They started telling the adults that they could give money to their kids, as long as they were under 18 (and some donors were even 2 months old), and they could accept the money. If they wanted to give more, they could, but it had to be over the course of a few days so nobody would notice. All this time, the Chess Club was still out there honoring the agreement both of them had made to the school and they were only visiting each house once and only asked for up to 30 dollars. Soon, though, they started seeing flyers placed around town that announced that the Drama Club was needing money, and the flyer even had an email address to which you could PayPal the donation. That worried some of the Chess Club, because they didn't have nearly enough money to spend on that many fliers and still have a chance of winning, so they simply ramped up their door-to-door visits.

When the race drew to a close and all the funds were counted up, the Chess Club had raised almost $2,000, which was more than they expected, but far less than they usually drummed up. The Drama Club, on the other hand, blew them away with a massive $40,000 account. The Drama Club was heralded as the new race winner, finally knocking the Chess Club off their winning streak. While the high school was praising the Drama Club and beginning to plan the party that night, the Chess Club frantically read the Drama Club's financial records, which were always put on display when the race ended. There they found hundreds of donations that they all agreed not to take. The Drama Club didn't even bother to hide any of it! It was all right there in their financial records... One of the 2 month old babies was even at the school with her mother. The Chess Club members tried to get everyone's attention, pointing out all the bad donations. Some were even over the 30 dollar limit... There were some that even logged $100! "Look!" they cried, trying to get someone's attention. "They broke their promise! Here's one of the donors in a stroller... Someone gave 70 dollars over the limit in one donation!"

But nobody heard them... They didn't even care, either. They were all too overjoyed at the fact that the Drama Club had finally knocked the Chess Club off their high horse and they took it as a sign that the community supported the Drama Club more than the Chess Club. Enrollments started flooding in to the Drama Club and some people even transferred to them from the Chess Club... The war was on. What used to be a fun game had now turned ugly when the Drama Club broke their promises. It ushered in a whole new way of raising money for the race, and the Chess Club wasn't going to let it happen again.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of the high school... And if you think there's a political message behind it, then you only know me too well! I wrote it myself, actually, and I tried to make it sound like it was just a random story... I had to catch myself and omit certain terms that would alert people to the fact. But for those of you wondering: The Drama Club is Barack Obama and the Democrat party... The Chess Club is John McCain and the Republican party. It's pretty much clear that Obama bought the White House with his clearly questionable fundraising tactics. He didn't exactly buy votes directly, no, but he accepted donations from people he not only promised not to take money from, but from people who should not be influencing American politics at all, and he used all that money to literally flood the media with commercicals and to inundate people with party-funded programs to get people to vote. Don't believe me? Go read the article for yourself.

Has anyone been watching the stock market since Obama's election? I have...

We conservatives have been noticing a trend in the falling stock market being directly related to the chances of an Obama victory. As the ridiculous polls started to narrow and declare statistical ties and such things, the market would stabilize and cautiously climb. As the Stock Market ran into Election Day (and closed long before the counting began), it had hit an all-time high since the Democrats passed the bail out bill... Why? We pretty much understand that it's because the polls were narrow and tied and nobody knew what was going to happen, so people bought hoping for a McCain (Free Market Advocate) win instead of an Obama (Wealth Redistribution Advocate) win. Take a look at this 30-day look at the stock market:

Look! I'm not lying when I say Election Day was the highest since the bail out passed. There were articles plastered all over the place that insisted that the markets were falling because the House killed the bill the first time... Have you heard anything about the markets falling because they passed the second bill? Hah! Are you kidding? The mainstream media make Democrats look bad? Hah! It'll be interesting to see, in coming months, what the stock market looks like when Obama actually starts passing his redistribution bills. I mean, he hasn't even DONE any of his dumb ideas yet, but can someone explain to me how electing Lord Barry, savior of the United States, is not halting the failing economy? I thought his very presence was going to instill hope in our country and around the world? I understand the market is the definition of volatile right now and this could just be some random drop... But I predict that the market will continue to steadily fall, the Democrat-controlled Congress will pass a plethora of bills in an effort to inflate the economy and it will all go wrong and they won't have anyone to blame but themselves and their new liberal President.

Hope and change, indeed!