HAI GUYS
Why haven't I been writing? Well, quick answer: School. Which, I might add, will be done next Wednesday, so I can get back to my good ol' political blogging routine that I know everyone misses terribly! Did you hear about how the Department of Homeland Security warned everyone about the "danger" of us crazy right-wing conservative extremists gathering together for Tea Parties on April 15? (That's the word they used: Extremist.) I would have attended one myself, but I was busy with school. Since when was it a national security threat for Americans to protest the government? I must have missed the memo sent out between the last anti-Iraq War protest and the Tea Parties. What everyone misses, though, is the fact that we're not just upset with Democrats. We're upset with Republicans. We're upset with government, period.
So just because I'm silent doesn't mean I'm not watching what your precious Obamessiah is doing to our country. I just don't like to dwell on commentary when I should be studying for classes, but I do keep up on events! But again, my last final is on Wednesday and I can come roaring back to the spotlight of your Internet lives! Heck yeah!
I might not have been blogging, but I've definitely been writing. If I wasn't writing so much, I'd probably have the time to blog. As such, I think I'll make a page where you can read all the papers I've written for this semester! Won't that be exciting?! Maybe for my Mom. No, but seriously. They're some good papers. Mostly about religion, since I have all the mandatory Wesleyan Church classes this semester. I really lay into some of the things we're supposed to analyze and respond to. (If I'm not tearing apart a liberal, I can at least tear apart some of the common incorrect beliefs of the teenagers coming out of public high schools these days, right?)
I'll announce it once I find the time to get them posted. Maybe I can dig up some of the relevant papers I wrote during my stay at Ivy Tech, since there were a few papers that required me to analyze something stupid and I told them exactly what I thought. I mean, academically, these papers are rock solid. They usually manage to land me perfect scores. The lowest score I've had on a paper was about 97%. An A+ no matter how to look at it. Yes, sir! The folks may not like the content I present, but there's no doubt I know my stuff, eh?