Obamunism
More StumbleUpon goodness! Not like they can filter that stuff, eh? The more I vote up the sites that make fun of liberals, the more I get! If I have to hear biased news, I might as well get the bias for conservatism, aye? Well, here's some nice stuff I found:
Obamunism t-shirts from a place called Conch Tees. Finally, a practical use for that horrible Web 2.0-like logo we keep seeing plastered all over everything. Looks like it was designed for this very thing, wouldn't you agree? I think it fits.
And then, of course, there are all those political satire comics... You know the ones that enjoy drawing President Bush with huge ears? They seem to be a hit with the liberals. Well, get a load of this one from IDB Editorials! I mean, hey, with as huge as Obama's ears are, and as much as that guy stutters around and can't form a coherent sentence without the word "uhm", there should be plenty of decent comics in coming months! Biden doesn't look half bad, either!
Then, from the Cafepress stores for The Conservative Post, we have a few great lines for shirts! One of them is a clever mock of the tired old "don't blame me, I voted for Kerry" quotes: "Don't blame me, I voted for Palin." Seriously, man. I didn't vote for black skin, and I didn't vote for the lesser of two evils, I voted for Sarah Palin. There's another shirt, too: "Change: It's all you have left." How terrible accurate. Change? Change what? Oh, you don't know? Obama never said? Okay.
And finally, the cream of the crop: 21 Ways to be a good Democrat. This brilliant piece includes rules such as "you have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand" and "you have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution" and "you have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House." Good stuff there. Sure to make a liberal seethe. But, then again, it doesn't take much to do that, does it?
I mean, I got people commenting on my last post where I talk about Wikipedia being biased. I didn't let them through, because I don't feel like letting those kinds of people say something right now. I can understand the random traveler posting a comment, and I usually (not always) let those through, but I can see your IPs and names and email addresses... I'm a smart cookie. You don't earn points when you regularly show up and list of bunch of shallow points in an effort to prove a point. Seriously, if I wasn't busy that night and simply erased the comments, I would have systematically answered them and said things like "calling yourself an 'Evangelical Christian' doesn't mean much these days, but I'm glad your college dean says he is, but I know of lots of people who claim to be Christians and are nothing close, so you'll forgive me for not caring if your dean encourages use of Wikipedia, since, for all I know, he could have called himself a Christian and voted for Obama at the same time." I hope you don't think that I'm going to take everything Christians say at face value just because they say their Christian. I mean, heck, it doesn't help that the commentor is a liberal, either! Hah! My own preacher could say that Wikipedia isn't biased and I wouldn't believe him...
I guess these comments fall under rule 20 of ways to be a good Democrat: "You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy." They can't help but try to tell me how absolutely wrong I am... Like Rush Limbaugh told a caller today, if you can keep your sanity, it's great fun arguing with a liberal. Their entire argument for everything hinges on emotion, and if you can keep that in check, then they succumb to the emotions they're trying to trap you in. (Usually anger.)
Anyway... Sleep calls. In the meantime, go make a liberal angry! It's fun! Trust me.