I'd heard a snippet of a great musical piece during Rush Limbaugh commercials... I thought it was just a quick parody like he sometimes does for how own during-show commercials, but it turns out that this fellow by the name of Paul Shanklin writes a lot of the satire for Limbaugh and has apparently released an album recently with a lot of his latest stuff. One of them I recognized as the bit I keep hearing:

Paul Shanklin - We Hate The USA (2:38, 1.0MB MP3)

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If tomorrow all of this were gone
The American way of life
And I had to start again
I'd be sure to ditch my wife

I'd thank my lucky stars
Who needs the USA?
Yeah, that flag that stand for nothin'
So we just threw it awaaaaaaaay

I'd be proud to be a Canadian
'Cause at least their health care's free
And I'd rather be an Iranian
'Cause they all hate Bush like me

And I'll gladly stand up for illegals, too
And defend their right to stay
'Cause there ain't no doubt we hate this land
We hate the USA!

Well, we all like Minnesota
But I still hate Tennessee
I could've become President
But they didn't vote for me

There's not much that we recognize
If it's b'tween New York and LA
If there's any pride left in the American heart
Then it's time we stand and say:

That I'd be proud to be a Canadian
'Cause at least their health care's free
And I'd rather be an Iranian
'Cause they all hate Bush like me

And I'll gladly stand up for illegals, too
And defend their right to stay
'Cause there ain't no doubt we hate this land
We hate the USA!

I think everyone know dat already...
Don't you?

So there you go, folks! The staff of Rush Limbaugh gave all you Obama-loving liberals the perfect alternative to the conservative "God Bless The USA" by Lee Greenwood. I can tell you that I was laughing sooo hard... Because I enjoy this kind of morbid humor. It's only so funny because it's so completely true, and you have to laugh or you'll be overwhelmed by the sheer amounts of pessimistic anti-American sentiment flooding in from all sides during this election. Hey, we conservatives can have a good time, too! (Just it gets them all how we dare make fun of them... But that makes it all the more hilarious.)

Actually, I'd like to put forward a motion to change the title and a couple lines of lyrics. I'm sure the person who suggested this would like to remain anonymous on the global scale, so I'll take up their cause! Instead of calling it "We Hate The USA", I make a motion to call it "God Damn The USA" and change the appropriate lines. Ahh, gotta love Jerimiah Wright... Remember, folks, in case you've forgotten, Obama heard this guy speak for 20 entire years of his young life. There's no way you can tell me he didn't buy into all that drivel.