So, every top of the hour during my shop work, I take a break… Partly because moving cabinets around so much is tiring work and partly because my feet are flat and I can’t stand in one place very long without them hurting, so… I take a 5 minute break every hour. During this time, I whip out my iPod and play the only game worth playing on it: Solitaire. (Actually, the random music game is pretty fun, too, but it interferes with the music I have playing for real, so I don’t use it.) So there I was… Playing a good game and suddenly, something caught my eye. It was, to be quite honest, the most appalling and shocking thing I’ve ever seen in my life:
Do you see that? Well, DO YOU? Can you believe that? Three kings… Of course, they CLAIM it’s a randomly generated deck of virtual cards, but how can you be sure? This proves that Apple’s Solitaire code is nothing short of racist… The nerve! There it is, as plain as day: KKK. In fact, if you look really hard and stretch your imagination a little bit, you can just make out the black king is surrounded by the red kings. Clearly, this means that the black king is constantly oppressed by the red kinds.
Someone better let the NAACP know, eh?