Obama is trying to kill me!
So I had a nightmare lastnight... Sort of. I consider a nightmare to be a dream where there's some sense of urgency and survival involved. In this case, someone was trying to kill me, but it wasn't exactly SCARY. Who was trying to kill me? Barack Obama. Where was he trying to kill me? On Voyager... You know, Star Trek: Voyager?
Indeed... He had some huge plasma cannon sorta weapon that he could continuously fire and sweep around a room. I remember this quite vividly. Actually... I also remember that I was trying to keep a baby from his evil clutches. I remember running into Sick Bay and taking the kid and sneaking into the Jefferies Tube just as Obama charged into the room and started charring the place with his plasma weapon.
I don't remember a lot of the specifics, but I remember him chasing me down the hallways of the ship and how I would just knick around a corner as he fires at me. He was always really close behind and I never had a chance to hide somewhere. And I don't remember how, but I vaguely recollect defeating him by blowing him out into space with a Cargo Bay airlock.
It's... Scary how two obsessions can mix so well... Politics and Star Trek: Voyager.