Enter Barack Obama... Pinnacle of liberalism. He's pretty much against everything conservatives like me stand for... He wants to limit sales of guns because keeping guns out of the hands of the people will somehow protect everyone, he wants to let people go crazy with intimate behavior and allow them to lawfully murder their children, and he wants universal healthcare so we can be like Canadian citizens and head to another country for timely, professional surgeries. This guy is the works! Plus, he's very TV presentable and lures everyone to think that this stuff is actually good to have. Very, very dangerous. Oh, did I mention that he's been heralded as a "black" presidential candidate? Surely, a vote for Obama is a vote to break the racial barriers in this country! (Er... Yeah. They've actually said that.) Basically, he's the perfect liberal candidate AND he's black. You know how liberals are always making a big deal of race.

Enter Alan Keyes... Pinnacle of conservatism. He's pretty much for everything I stand for. He wants to add a Constitutional Amendment to prevent gay marriage, he's against abortion, he posts the 10 Commandments in courthouses and he favors looking at the Constitution through the goggles of Christianity. (You know? Looking at it the way it was written?) He's like... the perfect (or as good as it gets) conservative candidate. Unfortunately, he's extremely low on the polls, if he hasn't already dropped out. (Although I don't think he has.) But seriously, who can't like a guy who says this during a debate: "I'm in favor of reducing global warming, because I think the most important emission we need to control is the hot air emission of politicians who pretend one thing and don't deliver."

So I know all you liberals are rolling your eyes and asking yourselves "so what? He's a conservative and they're all stupid." Yeah, well... Did you know that Alan Keyes is black? You betcha. You just called a black candidate "stupid". If a vote against Obama is a vote against a racial barrier... Then a vote against Keyes should be the same thing, right? Well... No, liberals think otherwise. I don't think I've ever read an article about Keyes from the liberal media, much less pulling the "race card" for him.

Oh, I totally think the "race card" is a lame attempt to coerce people into voting and making them feel bad if they don't. The whole idea of race is stupid. We're all people. For wanting to get rid of race so badly, the liberals sure do make an awful fuss about it. We conservatives don't give a care, you realize. We're not voting for Obama because he's "black", we're not voting for him because he's an awful person to be leading an entire country. (I think the fact that we want to vote for Keyes shows that race makes no difference.) But anyway... I'm just saying... If the media is going to play the "race card" on Obama? Then to show us that they're truly unbiased, they need to do the same for Keyes. But they're not... And we all know why. (*whispers* Because they're biased...)

And I'm willing to bet you didn't even know who Alan Keyes was.

Oh, you better believe it...

Okami Wii box art in all it's glory... I think I'm in love all over again.
Even better, guess what the release date is?
March 25th, man... My birthday.