Save me...
It's only the third week and I'm already freaking sick of college.
I have to write papers out the butt for stupid little things, and, oh, be sure to spend all your time researching and prove that you did by giving us 500 links to your sources, because sources are everything, even if you're right, we can't take that for face value, we have to take someone else's knowledge and see that you learned from them. Heaven forbid that you're in these classes to pass them because you already know them, no, we're going to make you learn it all over again at the pace of the rest of the class who are too stupid to read the assignments and write the proper posts and leave you in the dark as to how to respond so you can get your grade, too!
And here I am, in the third semester of this course, if you can even call it that, because not even the instructor seems to know how it works, and this particular set of classes requires that you finish everything on Saturday, not Sunday, nooo... Not Sunday like EVERY single other class I've ever taken. No. Saturday. We're going to rip away a whole day of time that you're used to having for no particular reason, and haha! Look at that, you sent in all your stuff late! You don't get any points for that! So much for your 4.0 GPA, am I right?
I'm sick of school. I just want to move on and do a job for a change. Screw the idea that I already know how to do all this and am failing because the instructions aren't clear and that I'm rushing around because I keep finding out that I have to do more and more junk. I didn't even want to do anything this semester, but I was pressed into doing it when I was already burned out from last semester, and now I'm regretting it and I have FOUR MONTHS TO GO.
And I decided to write this in 5 minutes instead of doing my classes because there's no possible way I can get anything done in 10 minutes before midnight where everything is locked up. You know what I was doing today instead? Oh, wait... I was coming up with questions for a stupid interview I have to do so I can explain to myself what my career choice is! WHAT FUN! I'm going to watch Monk now and hope that maybe I fall into a coma tonight or something happens so that I can wake up in 3 months and say "oh, sorry, extreme unforeseen circumstances prevented me from completing my tasks". On second thought, that's probably a bad idea because Ivy Tech is manned by complete and utter idiots and they'd Fail my classes instead of going "oh, well, since you couldn't tell us you were unable to finish these classes, we'll say you withdrew."
That, and my World of Warcraft guild would wonder where I went.