Archive for January 15th, 2008

Geez, no wonder...

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

No wonder the fantasy genre is so screwed up and confused, and no wonder why nobody thinks they work... With movies like Pokemon Heroes and Bruce Almighty and Scooby-Doo listed under FANTASY?!! Man... I am now officially depressed at the complete lack of anything even remotely fantasy... And good. No, I don't want to watch Labyrinth and the next person to suggest that gets blocked.

You think I'm joking? :P

Woah...

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

So I just watched Stardust for the absolute heck of it, because I was bored, and that's what came to mind after poking around a few Doctor Who episodes. I love fantasy, in case you didn't know already, and since most fantasy movies have been plagued with being downright terrible, I've come to give my favorite genre a little bit of leeway. (But hey! At least the market is there now... It was pretty non-existent before Lord of the Rings blew through and made people go "wow, fantasy can work!")

But yeah... Woah. I wasn't expecting much, and maybe that's what made it so awesome, but... It was great! Definitely a movie I'm going to snag on DVD. It was funky at times, a little dark at other times, but it always had a bit of lightness to it. (If you can make light of "funky" and "dark"?) I was on the edge of my seat for the last half hour of the thing, if that means anything to you. I mean... It does to me. I don't know if I knew what to expect or not, but it sure was intense for a bit.

Man... Now I'm on a fantasy high and I need something else to watch! As I told Phox, IMDB's keyword search is about as useful as a bucket of sand in the desert... I try to search for tags of "fantasy" and I get things ranging from Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (yeah, I mean, what the heck... video games on the International MOVIE Database?!) to some random Japanese movie from the 60. Then I search under the fantasy genre and get things like Star Wars, It's a Wonderful Life, and random Spanish films. Lord of the Rings, of course, but I've already memorized that thing... Star Wars is not fantasy! It's science fiction! There is a complete and total difference between the two. Fantasy doesn't have spacecraft! I suppose it's fantasy in the sense of it being fantastic and other-worldly, but then if we're blurring the lines that much, everything that's fiction is going to be fantasy! No, "Fantasy" is Narnia and Middle-Earth and such. Not Indiana Jones and The Incredibles. Ugh!

So I look under the adventure genre, since Stardust is listed under that, too? I get the same movies as I get listed under Fantasy... Lord of the Rings, the same random Spanish films, Indiana Jones, and oh, we have a little switch up in the number 8 slot! It's North by Northwest. Definitely a good movie, and it definite is adventure, but that's not at all the type of movie I want to watch... FANTASY, dang it!

GIVE ME FANTASY!