Daily Archives: Monday, January 14th, 2008

The Real “Werk Dumplete!”

Mouse over him, I dare you:

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This used to be on the old Blizzard home page back around 2006, before the Burning Crusade came out, as a little icon next to the New Positions entry… I don’t remember how long it was around after that, but it’s gone now, and all they have is a dumb “Blizzard is hiring!” button thing that lights up when you mouse over it… So boring compared to the orc.

Woof…

So the Indianapolis Colts lost in the Playoffs… Big surprise there. :P
But hey, at least the Dallas Cowboys lost, too…
Now we need the New England Patriots to lose and everything will be perfect.
Anyway… Here are some more Dragonmaw Orc Peons!

This is after you give the poor orc a mighty wallop for slacking off:
“WHY IT PUT DA BOOTERANG ON DA SKIN?? WHY??”

Here are various sayings when you chuck out some poisoned bits of meat for them to get sick on… Remember, even though they’re awesome, they’re still bad orcs, and you’re trying to stop them from ravaging the home of the Netherwing dragons:

“Me so hungry! YUM!”

“Mmmm! FOOD!”

“Time for eating!?”

“It put the mutton in the stomach!”

And here’s a random human Paladin dancing on a fountain in Stormwind City in his underwear: