werk dumplete!
Friday, January 11th, 2008There's an extensive line of quests that allow you to gain reputation with a faction of dragons called the Netherwing. Once you get the highest standing possible, they'll allow you to pick a dragon to aid you in your journey. (Definite hints of Pern here.) The dragons will even speak to you! Really sweet... But to gain reputation, you have to infiltrate a band of orcs who have overrun the dragons' home, and you have to gain reputation with THEM in an attempt to get in a position to take them out completely. One of the quests is one where you have to go around and discipline disobedient orc peons with an amazing little gizmo called a Booterang. Basically? A boot you throw at them and it comes back to you after delivering quite the beat-down. Boomerang + Boot = Booterang!
So here I go, walking along to look for some disobedient orcs. I quickly found one:
A very outspoke peon who has suddenly decided that he's too good to be picking away at Netherwing crystals all day and has settled to declaring his dominance over his superiors. And as if I wasn't laughing hard enough as seeing this little quote, he then proceeds to declare this little gem:
I couldn't have said it better, little orc. I couldn't have said it better.