Archive for August, 2006

Nintendo Stampede

Thursday, August 10th, 2006

So here I am, killing time... no eBay message to handle, and I'm catching up on video game industry news like I'm always doing. Anyway, I was browing YouTube after TW gave me a link to the Gamecube technology demonstration from so long ago. I found a bunch of videos from Kotaku. I found one such video to be especially intriguing... Naturally, it's pro-Nintendo.

It's another E3 video! At first I thought the video was sped up... sort of a time-lapse showing how many people migrated to Nintendo's booth, ignoring everyone else. No, I was wrong. If you notice the screens and scrolling text boards, you'll see they're not sped up. Nothing seems to be sped up except for the people... But, oh! Of course. The people are RUNNING. The doors of E3 opened and all those people are RUNNING to the Nintendo booth on the right side of the screen, and some are even running THROUGH the Sony booth on the left.

The title wasn't hyperbole... it was really, actually, seriously a stampede to the Nintendo booth!

Nintendo Wii Launch Titles

Thursday, August 10th, 2006

Courtesy of NWizard.com, here's a list of confirmed Wii launch titles... that means 27 games will be availible on Day One. You will wait in line to get a new Nintendo and you'll have these games to pick up at the same time. There's also still time to confirm more launch titles by now and release day, so it's possible to have even more!

  • Avatar: The Last Airbender
  • Blazing Angels: Squadrons of WWII
  • Blitz: The League
  • Call of Duty 3
  • Cars
  • Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2
  • Dragon Quest Swords: The Masked Queen and the Tower of Mirrors
  • Elebits
  • Excite Truck
  • Far Cry
  • GT Pro Series
  • Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers
  • The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
  • Madden NFL 07
  • Marvel: Ultimate Alliance
  • Metal Slug Anthology
  • Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
  • Monster 4x4 World Circuit
  • Need for Speed: Carbon
  • Open Season
  • Rayman Raving Rabbids
  • Red Steel
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab
  • Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
  • Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam
  • Trauma Center: Second Opinion
  • Wii Sports

Does anyone still have any doubts that Nintendo is back in the game and ready to kick butt? It's taken people a long time to warm up to the fact that the Wii really IS going to revolutionize the industry, but with nothing but pure awesomeness radiating from the company, I think people are finally catching on. This is being touted as the largest list of opening titles in history.

What does Sony have confirmed so far? 15... with games being cancelled left and right. (See this article and this article!) The Xbox 360 opened with 18 titles, and all of them were pretty boring sounding. Microsoft's super title has always been Halo. Lots of people seem to be waiting for that. (I know I am.)

The titles in bold are the ones I want to get, also, remember, Super Mario Galaxy, the new Sonic the Hedgehog game, and Super Smash Brothers Brawl are NOT opening titles, but will be released soon after the opening day. (Which are games I'm going to get, too.) I'll get Far Cry only if it's the original one, and not some funky new one. I've always been interested in playing it, and I'm eager to play an FPS on the Wii. The Red Steel demo really didn't impress me. It looked like a far too stereotypical FPS for me. Yes, I know you probably feel otherwise, but I don't care. Maybe if there's good reviews I'll look into it. Also, if you know me well enough, you'll know that I absolutely hate Ubisoft. Far Cry is through Ubisoft, too, but not developed by them. Also, Far Cry has shapeshifting (or similar)... how can you possibly go wrong with that?

Animorphs

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

So... for several months, I've been passively trying to look up information on this mysterious "Animorphs" thing that I read about on Myst Blogs. I think it was Horizon who mentioned it, but I can't remember... someone syndicated on that site read them again and made a post about it, and that was the first time I've heard about it, and I decided to see what it was about.

So to Wikipedia I went to read up on what they might've posted about it. Seemed interesting enough. Seemed to be rather like the old Boxcar Children books I used to read a long time ago, or the Tom Swift books, or the Hardy Boys books. Anyway, I decided to try to find a sample of them somewhere and see if I liked them.

Well, they're out of print and not very easy to find. So I decided to, erm... check into some of my sources to see if there's any "digital distributions". Apparently, they're not very popular, so I had a really, really hard time tracking some down, but I found some very poor transcriptions on a site last month. There's 54 main books, plus a few others but this site only had about 30.

So I snag a few and start reading from the beginning. It was written in first-person... which was quite the shock. I don't believe I've ever read something "professional" in first-person before. Written like "I did this" instead of "they did this". One of the characters was narrating, more or less. The style got a little bit of getting used to, but soon, I found myself hopelessly addicted. (Oh noez! I'm addicted to Animorphs... quick, hurry! I need to hire a psychiatrist to help me break this hopeless addiction! I just can't stop... someone needs to warn us about this! *cough-ahem*)

I quickly started drawing parallels to Stargate SG1. It seems there is a race of parasitical beings called Yeerks that infest hosts and take control of them. (...like SG1's Goa'uld.) There's another race of aliens called Andalites who are trying to fight the Yeerks after letting the Yeerks get too powerful to contain. (...like SG1's Asgard.) The Yeerks are trying to take over Earth and infest the entire population of humans, because they make perfect hosts. (...like SG1's Goa'uld.) Later on in the books, you meet a creature called an Ellimist who defies space and time. (...like SG1's Ancients.) You also hear of a race called the Hork-Bajir, who were the first hosts the Yeerks took. (...like SG1's Unas.) But get this... Animorphs was written in 1994. Stargate SG1 was written in 1997. They are only similar by sheer coincidence, or SG1 is copying Animorphs.

So there's an Andalite alien who lands on Earth after their fleet is destroyed by Yeerks. He lands and happens to meet a group of five kids on their way home from hanging out like public school kids do. He's been mortally wounded, and hurriedly gives the kids a crash course in what's happening to their planet, and then gives them the Andalite morphing technology, so all they need to do is touch any living creature, acquire the DNA, and then morph into a replica of the creature they copied. So after all this happens, the Yeerks find the Andalite, and, after a brief dialogue and battle, the Yeerk leader, Visser Three, the only Yeerk in a morph-capable Andalite body, turns into a giant monster and devours the Andalite.

Of course, at first, this whole thing sounded pretty silly, but I decided to keep reading and see how it developed. Turns out, the morphing thing wasn't the gimmick I predicted it to be and turns out to be an extremely powerful ability. So that was a pleasant turn of events. ...and the more you read, the more you notice that it's not just some random kids going out to kick some alien butt and saving the day. Sometimes they fail, sometimes they win, and they always come away with emotional and moral difficulties that really make you think. Well, in a hypothetical sense... like how far would you go and what would you do to save the human race. Some of the things that happen during fights are pretty disgusting, too. I'm not sure I'd classify this as a children's series... more like Young Adult, with really big text.

Anyway... to cut to the chase. I read seven of these books on my computer, and then knew that I was going to run out of books and I would go insane, so I started looking around to see if I could find the REAL books. I have a big name on eBay, so I decided to look around on there. I always enjoy bidding on things with my uber 1000+ feedback name. But, yeah... Capella helped me find some. There were lots of auctions with a couple books here... seven books there. It would take forever to track down the entire series of 60-some books. But alas! There was a single auction for the ENTIRE collection. Every single book ever published... right there in one auction. So, to make a long story of bidding tension short, I won and the books are now sitting in my extremely packed closet. (See image link above! Yes... it's a link, in case you want to see a bigger one.)

So I'm well on my way to collecting science-fiction/fantasy books. Great... I'm collecting books now, too. My mom is a craaaay-zee book collector. (Makes us move them all over the place, too... ;) ) Uh-oh... she's addicted to books, too! Quick, someone help her! She just keeps buying and buying books! Nobody told us this could be an addicting hobby! I mean... we just can't stop! We need to put cigarette labels on these things so other people will realize that books could be addicting!

(Oh man, making fun of that will never get old.)

EDIT: Okay, so Capella pointed out some errors I made... like the Hork-Bajir weren't the first hosts, but I'm too lazy to actually change what I've already written, so this is a sort of disclaimer.

Sony Says

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

It's time for another episode of Sony Says! I've been sparing you the latest glimpses into Sony's hilarious remarks concerning the gaming industry, but I think it's time to show you how much of an idiot they still are!

Phil Harrison flat out lies!

We have shown more playable games than ever before, so the signs are good, and right now there are more than 100 Blu-ray movies available today, in the US. More than 100 games are in development, and all the major third-party publishers have pledged their strategic support for the platform.

...this time, we can prove he's wrong! There are only 24 movies availible on Blu-Ray right now. But I could see how someone could easily mistake 24 titles for over 100. I mean... yeah. Common mistake. But it makes you wonder how many "mistakes" Harrison's made in other interviews, hmm. Oh, maybe like the one where he said Playstation 3 is on the assembly line now? Heheheh.

Another one of Harrison's wonderful quotes:

I'd be amazed if the PlayStation 4 has a physical disc drive.

Bwahahahaha! Priceless. Here the PS3 hasn't even been sold yet, and he's making plans for the PS4? Seems they already have a name picked out, too. Wow, real imagination there, Phil. So, what this means is that he doesn't expect games to be purchasable at stores like Walmart or Amazon or EBGames anymore. You will buy them online and download them. This assumes that everyone will have internet access fast enough to do that, that harddrives will be large enough to hold the many, many games that people buy, and that people will even want to store $80 games on a harddrive's magnetic field that slowly decays over time and could develop errors. Smart move! I can see why you're number 1... wait, are you number 1? Hmm.

That's all I could find for now, but I'll keep my eyes peeled for my Sony goodness.

Expert: 40 Percent of World of Warcraft Players Addicted

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

http://www.twitchguru.com/2006/08/08/world_of_warcraft_players_addicted/

This Doctor Orzack person has a lot to say about games these days. She's sort of a tamer version of Jack Thompson, repeatedly saying that "it's the game's fault" for them being so addicting. As in, clinically addicting. Like drugs and drinks addicting. I think it's a complete load of bologna.

Let's take a look at what she, herself, described as a typical case:

I was talking with a patient, a young man, the other day. He was a heavy World of Warcraft player, and I asked him what happens when he plays the game: was he simply playing a virtual character or did he feel like he was actually in the game? He told me when he plays, he is in the game completely. He had become immersed in World of Warcraft and had trouble removing himself from that virtual world. I also asked what he expected to find each time he turned on the game, and his answer was a sense of belonging. This individual came from a family that was unfortunately breaking up, and World of Warcraft was his way to escape that. This 18-year-old individual was miserable. He didn't get along with any of his family members and kept withdrawing into the game.

So this guy's family life is a total disaster, according to her, which is sad... and he wants to escape, so he plays games. To be blunt, he wouldn't need to escape if his parents thought about someone other than themselves and tried to keep the house together. But, no, the parents are causing chaos and the kids' lives are demolished in the process.

Of course it's not the parents' fault for causing this mayhem... it's certainly not lack of self-control and willpower on the part of the players. Nope, it's the game. The game makes an effort to enslave it's players into constantly playing. Yeah, whatever. She says these games are "inherently addictive" but could be "tied into other things, like family issues". Gee, ya'think? So it's fine that the guy has to escape the world of his family drama, but that he chose a videogame is bad and suddenly a serious problem. Yeah, well, I suppose he should be escaping his world with a bottle of beer in one hand and a bag of cocaine in the other?

According to her own research, 40% of World of Warcraft players are addicted. Now, the subscription database was nearing 7 million users, so 40% would be about 2.8 million addicted players. But that's all she says. "40% are addicted." ...and I should just take your word for it? Hmm. Oh! You're a psychologist? That's why? Oh, now I trust you completely.

She continues her diatribe to say that it isn't at all about willpower and restraint. No, those things would never be of any use. The games themselves are actively ensnaring people. Like, they have invisible arms that come out of the monitor and grab on peoples' heads so they can't leave, or something. I don't know what she's saying here, but it's the typical "they can't help themselves" attitude that you see everywhere. I get the feeling she's saying something like "you're too weak to fight it, so don't try without help". Right, okay. I suppose that's what you have to say to keep your job.

The solution? Well, she says, you have to WANT to stop. Well, duh. She goes on to prattle about how "videogame addiction" isn't in the uber book of mental disorders and, until it is, insurance companies won't cover treatment. Treatment... like a cigarette patch? A pill? "Here, take this pill twice every two hours." Hooray! An anti-videogame medicine! We're all saved.

She also says that publishers should put warning labels on games like the kind on boxes of cigarettes. Right, because we all know that cigarette warning labels really help people to quit. She briefly mentions that the game industry would be "up in arms" over it. Another amazing deduction by the good doctor. So there's going to be reviews about which games are addicting? "Yes, I'm from the National Committee of Videogame Addiction Rating. I'm here to test your game for it's addictive properties." Oh, oh! They can be like the ESRB Ratings! They'll pass a game as not-addicting (or a big white label saying NA) and sell it at store like Walmart, but then some user will modify the game to have addictive properties and then the NCVAR makes the publisher recall all the boxes and have it re-rated as very-extremely-incredibly-impossiblely-disproportionately-addictive (or a big white label saying VEIIDA) and then you can only buy the games when you're over 21 and at special game stores.

So, in a nutshell? She says: "Games are addicting on purpose. They're like... an artificial intelligence that keeps ensnaring you. It's impossible to escape. Don't try without help, because it won't work. It doesn't matter if your family life's a wreck! You need to stop playing these dumb games. Go to the bar and get drunk, instead. Just don't play these games. Your insurance doesn't yet recognize "videogame addiction" as a real disease, because it isn't in our special book of mental disorders, yet, but it will be soon! So don't worry about paying me! Oh, and we're trying to raise awareness by putting cigarette warning labels on all addicting videogames. We're really on top of this, so be prepared for a revolution!"

Honestly... I wonder if this happened with books. Think back a few hundred years to when they invented the ink press. People can mass produce books for the public now! Yey! Of course, it's expensive right now, but in a few years, printing shops will be commonplace and EVERYONE can enjoy books! Everyone starts buying books, everyone starts reading books. But, hmm... after a while, people start noticing that they can't put the books down. The book is just that good. You don't WANT to put it down. Oh my gosh! The book is ADDICTING?! Overpaid head shrinkers come up with a plan to limit public exposure to books because they're in danger of being hopelessly ensnared by amazing stories such as Lord of the Rings. "You can't help yourself! But we're here to help! For five easy payments of 1299.99!"

I'm not saying games are the new books, but come on...

People who can't stop playing games? It's not the game's fault! Something is making them WANT to keep playing the game. Family chaos? Parents going insane? All too common in this day and age. They happen to start playing a game that's just really, really fun and they don't want to stop playing, because they're happy. They may be addicted, but I don't believe for an instant that anyone can be hopelessly addicted to something if everything is okay in their lives, and playing videogames is a heck of a lot healthier than getting drunk and driving around the city.

Oh wait, I forgot... that's Grand Theft Auto's fault, isn't it? :P

Scanner Tales

Friday, August 4th, 2006

Herein lies the tale of the search for a scanner power adapter:

I was Skyping with Cap, TW and Ed on the night of August 2nd. We quit at 1am, I think? After that, I drew Ed something I was trying to explain, and when I went to scan it, the power adapter was missing.

Now, this may not seem like something that would happen often. I mean, you usually leave things plugged in. Well, I have a Microtek Scanmaker 4900... When it's plugged in, it stays on. There's no power switch. That means whenever I'm finished scanning, I unplug it, and sometimes the power cord gets in the way, so I usually move it off my desk.

Well, it was missing, and that's not good. So I search and search and search and... I can't find it! Perfect. That's not at all good. It's a very special adapter, one that wouldn't be easily replaced, and Microtek doesn't let you buy replacement parts. How nice. So great, here's a $200 scanner just sitting useless. It's nothing special, but it's good enough to get my jobs done. So I'm not happy. By now, it's 3:30am.

I look at all the available power adapters. The modem adapter is too weak, at about 12 volts/700 milliamps. The LAN switch is 12v/1000mA. That's a little closer to what the scanner needs (12v/1250mA), but the plug is too small and I REALLY don't want to unplug my network. Hmm, my VEG Lite is also 12v/1000mA. I'll use that! So I plug it in, the scanner lights up... It's kind of creepy, because it's not really running at full power, and I'm afraid of frying it. It lights up, I plug it into the computer, I run a test scan... it sounds weird, more high pitched. More worryishness. The image appears on screen, but it's full of horizontal red, green and blue lines. Wonderful. That's either because of the low power, or a broken CCD. Perfect. By now, it's nearing 4am, and I go to sleep.

I spend the next day (yesterday)... all day... looking for this power adapter. All my storage boxes... the garage, the barns, the closets, under my bed, the filing cabinets, the desk drawers... then I proceeded to go through two week old trash, in case I accidentally threw it away during my cleaning frenzy a few weeks ago. Nothing... absolutely nothing. I'm not going to use the VEG's adapter any more, so the scanner is essentially useless.

Yesterday was a bad day... couldn't find power adapter, all my personal projects were backfiring (re-re-re-re-recompiling PHP to support the GD library is not at all fun... I suggest using ImageMagick), I had an influx of eBay morons who wanted their stuff shipped the same day of purchase. Finally, as it was nearing sleepy time, I calmed down and relaxed and forgot all about the stupid stuff of the day and just zoned out and poked around on the internet before going to bed.

Now, today, I'm going to Kentucky again to see my friend. So I wake up early, check email, ugh... I got responses from eBay morons that were less than savory. Wonderful way to start. I shouldn't be doing that in the early morning. I wander around to collect clothes for this weekend... I grab my suitcase... put it on my bed... open it up... and guess what I see laying smugly inside?

Yep... the scanner power adapter. In my suitcase. Why? I have no idea. It's been closed since I got home from grandparents' house... I have no ghastly idea how the cord got inside there!! So I plug it in and try the scanner again, on full power this time. Voila! No red, green and blue lines! As far as I can tell, the thing works perfectly again, and I'm never going to move that adapter. I'll still unplug it, but it's going to stay connected to the scanner for as long as I use it.

So now I'm really, really happy! No eBayer is going to tick me off today! I have a working scanner, I'm going to my friend's house for the weekend, and they can all float and sputter! ...or... yeah. Something like that. [/obscure halo reference]

Moon!

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

Moon's Strange Bulge Finally Explained

From the very short article: "The Moon's peculiar shape can be explained if the satellite moved in an eccentric oval-shaped orbit 100 million years after its violent formation, when the satellite hadn't yet solidified, the researchers say."

Uh-huh... Riiiight...

Any REAL explanations out there?