Best eBay Excuse Ever
Best (paraphrased) eBay excuse ever:
"Hi, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to win this auction for 61 dollars. You see, I had this page up on my screen and my son bid on this. He's only 2 years old and is learning how the mouse works. Thank you for your understanding."
Right... somehow, by pure chance, your 2 year old kid mysteriously, without you capable of stopping him, scrolled down to the very bottom of the page, manually typed in a value greater than 60, after clicking on the input field, and then clicked SUBMIT. Forget the fact that you're usually asked to provide your username and password on the next screen... and then asked to review your bid on the screen after that.
I'm sorry... but do you expect me to believe that?