Aww… isn’t that sweet. Juno sent me a birthday present!
Seems I get 2 whole free months of dialup!
Wow. Best birthday week ever.
Dear Juno Member,
Happy Birthday! In celebration of your birthday, Juno would like to give you your first 2 MONTHS of Juno Platinum ABSOLUTELY FREE*…on us! Simply visit
http://www.juno.com/deal to upgrade and get your 2 FREE months today!You’ll get all the benefits of your existing service PLUS:
·Â Â Â UNLIMITED Web surfing – No 10-hour limit!
·Â Â Â NO banner ads – Fewer distractions
·Â Â Â MORE screen space – 10% additional viewable area
·   1 GB of e-mail storage
·   EXCLUSIVE Platinum member benefits!All for only $9.95 per month* and your first TWO MONTHS FREE will be free.
This is a limited time special birthday offer so start enjoying Juno Platinum today!
Visit http://www.juno.com/deal and cash in on your birthday gift now!
Sincerely,
Juno Member Services
I cut out the disclaimers… same ol’ phone charges may apply, customer support charges may apply, yadda-yadda. …and for those of you who are wondering, yes, I use Juno. SOMETIMES. Mostly when my DSL is offline and I absolutely HAVE to check on something. But my DSL is like… never down. So I haven’t used Juno in months. (I only use Juno! Never NetZero… ever again. Never.)