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CTU Intercom Ringtone

June 8th, 2010

So in celebration of my finishing Season 4 of 24 (and what should actually be a celebration of series finale), I have worked my audio magic once again to bring to your very own phone that CTU Intercom ring sound that we all know and love!

Now, there are a lot of so-called ringtones that show up on YouTube when you hunt for "CTU Intercom" on Google. To be honest, they're horrible. You can tell they're ripped from the show or amplified like you wouldn't believe or too quiet or all kinds of other things that make them poor quality. No longer!

I was able to obtain an old version of the first 24 soundtrack that carried a pristine copy of the CTU Intercom on the last few tracks. Using that track, I then waited for an episode where I heard an intercom ring long enough for the tone to sound more than once. (That actually takes a while in later seasons!) Then I took the audio track from the episode and laid it next to my own intercom file and manually and mathematically adjusted the silence between rings to perfectly match the rings in the show.

In short: This is, I daresay, a perfect recreation of the CTU Intercom! The audio file rings twice and then ends, allowing you to loop from the start without losing or gaining any perceived silence between the rings.

Go get Adobe Flash Player!

Here's the standard MP3 ringtone for all those people with normal phones:
CTU Intercom (0:07, 256KB)

Here's the stupid, special M4R ringtone for all those people (like me) with the finicky iPhone:
CTU Intercom (0:07, 116KB)

Enjoy! I know I will... If any ringtone should go off during class, it should be CTU Intercom.

Fringe 1985 (Update 1)

April 2nd, 2010

Ah, Fringe. You are sometimes so dry, taking story right out of X-Files, but lately, overall, you've been working toward a steady stream of amazing. After last night, how much more amazing can you get? For those who don't know, last night's episode was a big ol' flashback to 1985 to explain some of the current events in the show. What I didn't expect was for them to actually remake the title sequence into something straight from the '80s! It's... Well, perfect! Behold!

In posts like this, I usually provide a copy of an MP3 and an iPhone ringtone. I will not disappoint!

For the record, these tracks are not tagged properly. I'm not sure who's responsible for the original theme music, whether it's Michael Giacchino, Chris Tilton or Chad Seiter. I imagine Giacchino is the mastermind behind the music is the episode, whereas someone else (maybe even JJ Abrams, like LOST's title music) made the title music.

Once the soundtrack comes out, I'll update the artist appropriately, but for now, the MP3 and ringtone are only tagged for title.

Update 1 - May 22, 2010: Alright! I've got these things tagged in a way that I feel properly acknowledges all parties involved. As it turns out, Andrew Kramer, the guy responsible for the Fringe title visuals, posted not only the original title sequence, but also the special 1985 title sequence. In the latter post, he thanks a certain "Charles" for his hand in creating the 1985 theme song. Luckily, Charles Ferran (here is his site) wrote a comment for Kramer's 1985 post, and then someone else also commented and thanked that Charles for the music.

Therefore! I am reasonably certain that the genius responsible for the Fringe 1985 theme song is Charles Ferran. Because of that, I have updated the Artist Tag on the following files to include Charles Ferran's name, and because J.J. Abrams, according to the official Fringe soundtrack, is responsible for the original Fringe theme song, I have included his name under the Composer Tag. I believe that is proper enough!

Also, I took the audio from the video that Kramer posted, so now there are no annoying crickets at the end!

Charles Ferran - Fringe 1985 (0:23, 0.3MB MP3)

Go get Adobe Flash Player!

Here's a standard MP3 ringtone cut for less silence at the beginning of the track:
Charles Ferran - Fringe 1985 (0:22, 0.3MB MP3)

Here's an iPhone M4R ringtone, which is identical to the MP3 above:
Charles Ferran - Fringe 1985 (0:22, 0.3MB M4R)

Storyboarding

November 26th, 2009

Alright, with my retreat from NaNoWriMo 2009, I've come to the point where I really, really, REALLY need to have a storyboarding program. Something like Scrivener (but for Windows) or something like Liquid Story Binder (only less complicated) or something like yWriter (only more simple). I guess they're called storyboarding programs.

I need something that lets me easily maintain things like character pages and plot notes and timelines so I'm not breaking continuity and canon. I don't want to be like every other science fiction/fantasy story out there, 'kay?! I used to have a personal wiki for this stuff, but that's the definition of convoluted and impossible to maintain.

I need something that I can organize all novel-related ideas in! I know there's a market for this kind of stuff now, but it seems to be so vast and each program offers similar features incorporated hugely different from each other and I'm not sure which one to pick or even if I've seen all there is to choose from.

I don't know what I want, but I need SOMETHING. Something so I don't have to collect binders or scattered Word documents or maintain a wiki or anything crazy and impossible to keep track of like that. I'll keep searching, but if you happen to know of any that you enjoy, LET ME KNOW!

Taking the Next Step

November 26th, 2009

Calm down! Calm down! I know the news spells shock and horror for all of you! All none of you, that is, seeing as how I haven't been writing anything here regularly enough for people to check in. But still! In the interest of all interested parties, I will attempt to explain why I'm chalking up NaNoWriMo 2009 as a fail on my part.

What is NaNoWriMo for? It depends on who you ask, but generally speaking, it's to set aside time for writing 1,667 words every day for 30 days for a total of 50,000 words by the end of the month. Write fast, write hard, don't worry about errors and plot inconsistencies. JUST WRITE. That, to me, screams of brain dump. You have a story floating around in your mind and you're not sure what you want to do with it, and NaNoWriMo gives you a fun month of pep talks and forums and word counts to speed you along the path of just puking words all over your paper until something emerges that is close to a storyline. (Amateurs think this method is a joke, but brain dumping is a vital step to building a coherent story!)

Well, to be perfectly honest, I think the story I've been writing for the past 3 NaNoWriMos has finally emerged from the brain dump phase. This year, nothing changed. I like what I'd written previously and I was just rehashing it with different words that meant the same thing. There were no vast changes and no glaring plot holes and I was getting bored writing what I already knew. I know they say that if you get discouraged or stuck, you should intentionally skip ahead in the storyline and fill in the gaps later, but that wouldn't have worked this time.

I've got enough of a story arc now that I need to worry about collecting my ideas, not pouring out more of them. I've got to start worrying about making sure my characters have personality and consistency and that they're all interacting properly and in the correct order. Not only that, but I need to actually start reading some work by authors I'd like to influence what I write.

This year, I noticed that I focus an extreme amount of writing on strictly dialogue as a way of introducing information to the reader, and that's bad. There's no glimpse into the inner workings of a character and there's no sense of discovery for the reader, and I need to work on that very badly. I kind of accept that my dialogue method is my style, but it's not a style I want. Seriously, I had pages of size 10 Times New Romans of nothing but two people talking in order to build what the world looks like. I don't think that's good.

But there's my reason for my late quitting of NaNoWriMo 2009 at only 25,000ish words. In the mix are a few other reasons like school wanting me to write 3 papers by next Wednesday. I finally decided that me resting while I'm a bit under the weather this week is more important than cramming 10,000 word days AND 3 papers this weekend. Not only school, but I don't think I liked the whole "you get a special prize for winning NaNoWriMo" thing when they announced they'd be giving out 50% off codes for Scrivener. It's a nice thought for spurring people onward, but what's stopping people from faking 50,000 words, anyway? I think giving away prizes like that are kind of shifting the focus away from "writing for writing's sake" and I didn't like that. Don't get me wrong, I'd like to have Scrivener if I had a Mac, but the fact that I'm feeling sad for not finishing so I could get the prize makes me remember a little bit of why I stopped.

But my primary reason is: ENOUGH BRAINSTORMING THIS PUPPY! It's time for some serious work.

Arguing with Idiots Theme Song

November 12th, 2009

I love Glenn Beck. There's no other way to put it. His observations are spot on, his humor is flawless, and anyone hated that much by our liberal friends is just generally well accepted in my book. Well, in case you haven't heard, he recently released a book called Arguing with Idiots: How to Stop Small Minds and Big Government. But the book itself isn't what I want to talk about, although I would recommend getting it. Why? Duh. It's Glenn Beck.

Anyway, apparently, the book has its very own theme song:

So short, so sweet. So catchy, and the visuals are the definition of perfection.

So like I did with Obama National Anthem, I decided to make it into an MP3!

Glenn Beck - Arguing with Idiots Theme Song (20 seconds, 1MB MP3)

Go get Adobe Flash Player!

Arguing with idiots (idiots!)
Smart debate with dimwits (dimwits!)
Truth for those who care to look,
and another way to sell our book!

Only this time, I decided to go a step further: RINGTONES! They're exactly the same, except I cut out a bit of the extra fade-in and fade-out, because they aren't going to show up on a phone very well. In fact, you may decide to listen to that one instead, but I would call the 20 second one the unofficial "official" audio, since that's in the video.

This is a regular MP3 for normal phones:
Glenn Beck - Arguing with Idiots Theme Song Ringtone (15 seconds, 1MB MP3)

This is a special M4R for the iPhone and it's stupid ringtone format:
Glenn Beck - Arguing with Idiots Theme Song Ringtone (15 seconds, 1MB M4R)

Enjoy! I know I will.

National Emergency!

October 24th, 2009

This just in, everyone: The President, Lord Messiah Barack Hussein Obama, peace be upon him(1), has declared that we have a national emergency on our hands! Grab your guns, because the Russians Chinese enemies are invading! Head to the bomb shelters, because the nukes are incoming! Board up your houses, because the next Katrina is on its way!

Oh. Hold on a second... Okay, this just in: The national emergency is because of H1N1? Oh man, it must really be serious, right? It's the next Black Plague! Entire cities are succumbing to the microbes ravaging the planet! The end is nigh! The government was right! It's truly a pandemic of epic proportions!

Oh. Hold on a second... Okay, this just in: According to the article that we ourselves just linked to, the CDC is still saying there's only been 1,000 deaths? Well... A thousand is still an awful lot! It really is serious, isn't it? And the poor children! 100 kids have fallen to this deadly disease.

Oh. Hold on a second... Okay, this just in: We have nothing specific just yet, but reports say that Americans who are simply being fat are causing over 100,000 deaths in a year. And what's this? Alcohol causes 85,000 deaths? 175,000 children drown each year?

In light of these numbers, I ask you, dear readers, where are the declarations of national emergency on the dangers of eating at McDonalds? Or chugging your favorite beer at the local bar? Or the dangers of children near water?

Oh. Hold on a second... Okay, this just in: I've just been informed that these numbers are from Wikipedia. Wait. One moment please. I need to discuss something with my fact checking crew.

(Why is this an issue? Isn't there a source for this? There is. People who buy into sensationalism like this are the kind of people who think Wikipedia is accurate without checking sources already! They shouldn't have any trouble believing this if they believe so much of the other stuff on that thing! Alright, fine. I understand. Don't let it happen again!)

Okay, we're back. I apologize for the delay, and I'm sorry to tell you readers that our establishment doesn't treat Wikipedia as an accurate source and there was a slight misunderstanding with our latest intern, who has been unceremoniously and immediately... Taken care of. As a result, my new fact checker has pointed me to a few more notable sites:

So in the light of the things that are actually causing high death rates in this country and in light of just how incredibly insignificant the H1N1 numbers are in comparison with the leading causes of death, I again ask you,dear readers, why has The President, Lord Messiah Barack Hussein Obama, peace be upon him, decided to declare a state of national emergency because of this clearly insignificant threat?

To be honest, we've given up trying to understand his decisions.

(1)Due to The President, Lord Messiah Barack Hussein Obama's recent reception of the Nobel Peace Prize, we here are Rivenwolf.net will gladly honor the event by appending the phrase "peace be upon him" whenever we speak to him directly or when we mention him in our reports.

Firefox Blacklisting Microsoft

October 18th, 2009

Since everyone else seems to be weighing in with their stereotypical anti-Microsoft drivel, I'm going to weigh in with a slightly more balance interpretation of events:

  1. Microsoft installs browser add-ons when you install .NET framework.
  2. People get angry because you can't disable it. (Actually, you can. I wonder where this rumor started?)
  3. Apparently there was a security hole in the add-on. (That Microsoft has since patched.)
  4. Mozilla decides to block the add-on, even after Microsoft patched it.
  5. The kicker is, Firefox doesn't let you turn it back on if you want to. (I tried.)

Isn't not being able to turn it off why people were upset? But not being able to turn it on, that's not a problem? People get upset that Microsoft holds your hand and installs add-ons, but when Mozilla holds your hand and permanently disables add-ons that are deemed "dangerous to society", that's okay? Two groups doing the exact same thing... One is getting burned, and one is getting praised. Thus are the actions of the anti-Microsoft open-source movement. Rather like a liberal, wouldn't you say? They claim to want a standard of behavior, and yet they don't care to adhere to that standard of behavior themselves. (Oh snap! A political comment? From me? Shame, shame!)

The add-on has been patched. This much has been repeatedly announced. It's even on Windows Update now. What's your excuse for not installing the fix? Mozilla's argument is that people don't bother to upgrade, so they're going to block the add-on for everyone! Thank you, Mozilla, for treating everyone like idiots because a handful of people are too lazy or ignorant to actually check into the facts and/or use Windows Update on a regular basis.

I'm tired of Mozilla. I stopped using Thunderbird and now I'm not using Firefox anymore. In fact, Firefox is so stupidly slow and bloated that I've installed Opera on my Dell Mini for school use. So much faster and so much more proprietary! (And now I've even found a StumbleUpon toolbar for Opera!) Now I won't have to live with Mozilla's standard holier-than-thou attitude that open-source projects radiate all over the planet. Disgusting.